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Subject: Your art is a cock block

“So check this out. Remember the piece with the photos of monkey masks (you and reymont)? Well when I helped Jules move out of the Bemis she asked if I could hold on to the piece because the chick who bought it hadn’t picked it up (it had already been six or seven months). So of course I said I would hold onto the thing until this girl was ready to get it. Julie gave my number to Tessa and I heard from her shortly after and she wanted to meet up. I told her anytime would be fine, but she would need to come to my place due to my lack of transportation and because its her shit. That was almost a year ago. She would call every other month and request that we meet and I told her the same thing every time–come get it, I’ll even leave it on my patio if I can’t be home. So I’m at O’leavers last night and Rey’s ex-yoko Lauren comes up to me and says “We need to talk.” She proceeded to inform me that Tessa thinks I’m holding her art captive and won’t give it up. What the fuck? Then Laura asks me if she can have my number so she can come over and pick up the piece. I say sure, heres my number call me anytime tomorrow etc. What the fuck? I’ve been taking care of this ladies shit (only because I didn’t want Jules to toss it and reminds me of two sweet dudes) and this bitch  is tellin folks I’m taking her paid for art hostage? Insane. I still have not heard from Laura. Just thought you should know.